Intelligently designing young minds. . .Chapter 99. . .
Well, gosh darn, the Babble teaches all the Bio Ology we need!
*Uncomfortable Question for these Bio-Bible Folks:
Um, excuse me, could we teach the Creation Stories of, let’s say,
What? You say, “No! Them there are MYTHS of the DEEVIL?”
Ah, I get it.
Sorry to tell ya all, but I think there’s been a mix up, a mistake.
Public School is not the same as Sunday School.
Maybe you missed that lesson when you were playin’ hooky?
Oh good, I just wanted to clear that one up.
Bye for now! Ya all come back now, and bring yer Bio-Bibles to Class!
(Note: this truthtelling sarcasm is not meant to disrespect the large number of freethinking Texans in that great state! Hang in there! Change is in the air! Here’s a hint, on Abortion, from the First Lady of Texas (move aside Pastor Perry):
“That’s really difficult for me, Evan, because I see it as a women’s right. If they want to do that, that is their decision; they have to live with that decision.” Though, could somebody please explain to Anita that Texas is NOT a “country”?