The Bio-Bible TeXas Style

Bible Biology

Creationists on Texas Textbook Panel

Intelligently designing young minds. . .Chapter 99. . .

Well, gosh darn, the Babble teaches all the Bio Ology we need!

*Uncomfortable Question for these Bio-Bible Folks:

Um, excuse me, could we teach the Creation Stories of, let’s say,




Native Americans?

African Religions?

Chinese Religions?

Goddess Religions?

What?  You say, “No!  Them there are MYTHS of the DEEVIL?”

Ah, I get it.

Sorry to tell ya all, but I think there’s been a mix up, a mistake.

Public School is not the same as Sunday School.

Maybe you missed that lesson when you were playin’ hooky?

Oh good, I just wanted to clear that one up.

Bye for now!  Ya all come back now, and bring yer Bio-Bibles to Class!

(Note:  this truthtelling sarcasm is not meant to disrespect the large number of freethinking Texans in that great state!  Hang in there!  Change is in the air!  Here’s a hint, on Abortion, from the First Lady of Texas (move aside Pastor Perry):

“That’s really difficult for me, Evan, because I see it as a women’s right. If they want to do that, that is their decision; they have to live with that decision.” Though, could somebody please explain to Anita that Texas is NOT a “country”?


About Chris Highland

Writer, teacher, freethinker, humanist celebrant, former minister and interfaith chaplain View all posts by Chris Highland

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