Tag Archives: humor

Holy Hotels! Battleship Bibles (Full Sail for Salvation)

Just Like That, U.S. Navy Says Bibles Must Be Returned to Base Hotel Rooms

Are you pleased as a peacekeeper to be paying for this?

Onward Christian Soldiers. . .and Sailors!

Bibles, Bullets and Beliefs


O-HI-O man gets shot at by three people but, miracle of miracles!, his pocket bible stopped the bullets. . .

Except. . .it didn’t

The Miracle Bible (CNN)

The story of a biblical miracle that saved a man’s life from blazing bullets has turned out to be a myth, police in Ohio said.
The account by a public transit bus driver who said a devotional Bible carried in his chest pocket stopped two shots fired at his heart isn’t true, said Dayton Police Chief Richard Biehl on Wednesday.
“Based on the evidence, this crime did not occur as reported,” he told CNN affiliate WDTN.

A Pen-is Like Religion. . .

Watch what you're pointing there, pal

Watch what you’re pointing there, pal

Alright, I have no idea if Dame Maggie Smith actually said this, but a friend passed it along:

“My dear, religion is like a penis

It’s a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in,

but when one takes it out and waves it in my face,

we have a problem!”

Who cares if Maggie said it or not.

It’s classic!

Bird Bible


One has to keep a sense of humor with all these so-serious sacred scriptures!

Leave the lightness to Saturday Night Live:

Bird Bible

I’m ordering 10 copies for my favorite Theo-con Senators!